Lie To Me

Some lies are so obvious that they’ve become jokes, because no one really believes them anymore. You know, the ones that just automatically make you chuckle, because they’re such bullshit. Stuff like, “I’m from the government and I’m here to help“…”the check is in the mail”…and “just the tip.”

You know, lies like…

“The police will save you.”

“We’re the professionals.”

“Good guys with guns never stop violent crime.”

“You need a lot of training to use a gun effectively.”

“Gun free zones are safe.”

But hey…I love a good joke. Tell me another one.