The Gun Owners' Guide to Democrat Presidential Candidates
Are you ticked off about President Trump’s lack of support for the Second Amendment? Steamed that he banned bump stocks? Are you annoyed that he hasn’t signed executive orders repealing FOPA, GCA, NFA, and enacting nationwide constitutional carry? Maybe you’d like to teach him a lesson, and vote for a Democrat…but you can’t decide which candidate is the best choice for a no-compromise gun rights purist like yourself?
Hey…I’ve appointed enough conservative federal judges to overturn gun-control laws for a generation! (Including the bump stock ban.)
You’re in luck! Read on, and I’ll help you deduce which Democrat you can trust to respect the Second Amendment and protect your gun rights, all while making you feel better by sticking it to that bump-stock banning orange man! What follows is a list of Democrat candidates, their individualized positions on specific gun rights issues, for a simple compare and contrast guide to help you make your selection.
I don’t like (your) guns! Don’t be stupid!
First up is Michael Bloomberg:
Would ban private transfers without a background check. No private sales, loans, or gifts.
Would implement “red flag” laws, allowing confiscation of guns without due process.
Would ban the most commonly owned semiautomatic rifle in the country.
Would ban standard capacity magazines common to the majority of semiauto rifles and pistols in the country.
Would ban bump stocks.
Would appoint liberal judges.
I don’t like guns, except around my gulags!
Then comes Bernie Sanders:
Would ban private transfers without a background check. No private sales, loans, or gifts.
Would implement “red flag” laws, allowing confiscation of guns without due process.
Would ban the most commonly owned semiautomatic rifle in the country.
Would ban standard capacity magazines common to the majority of semiauto rifles and pistols in the country.
Would ban bump stocks.
Would appoint liberal judges.
Of course I don’t like guns. Not for you, anyway.
And then there’s Pete Buttegieg:
Would ban private transfers without a background check. No private sales, loans, or gifts.
Would implement “red flag” laws, allowing confiscation of guns without due process.
Would ban the most commonly owned semiautomatic rifle in the country.
Would ban standard capacity magazines common to the majority of semiauto rifles and pistols in the country.
Would ban bump stocks.
Would appoint liberal judges.
I don’t like guns just as much as the rest of them don’t like guns.
Next is Amy Klobuchar:
Would ban private transfers without a background check. No private sales, loans, or gifts.
Would implement “red flag” laws, allowing confiscation of guns without due process.
Would ban the most commonly owned semiautomatic rifle in the country.
Would ban standard capacity magazines common to the majority of semiauto rifles and pistols in the country.
Would ban bump stocks.
Would appoint liberal judges.
Do I like guns? Two words…Wounded Knee!
And then Elizabeth Warren:
Would ban private transfers without a background check. No private sales, loans, or gifts.
Would implement “red flag” laws, allowing confiscation of guns without due process.
Would ban the most commonly owned semiautomatic rifle in the country.
Would ban standard capacity magazines common to the majority of semiauto rifles and pistols in the country.
Would ban bump stocks.
Would appoint liberal judges.
I got your double barrel shotgun right here.
Then there’s Joe Biden:
Would ban private transfers without a background check. No private sales, loans, or gifts.
Would implement “red flag” laws, allowing confiscation of guns without due process.
Would ban the most commonly owned semiautomatic rifle in the country.
Would ban standard capacity magazines common to the majority of semiauto rifles and pistols in the country.
Would ban bump stocks.
Would appoint liberal judges.
This is NOT a finger gun! Don’t like ‘em!
And don’t forget Tom Steyer:
Would ban private transfers without a background check. No private sales, loans, or gifts.
Would implement “red flag” laws, allowing confiscation of guns without due process.
Would ban the most commonly owned semiautomatic rifle in the country.
Would ban standard capacity magazines common to the majority of semiauto rifles and pistols in the country.
Would ban bump stocks.
Would appoint liberal judges.
There you go. That should make it pretty easy for any voter who values the Second Amendment to decide which Democrat is the best choice for gun owners in 2020. None of them!
